Deb gets Mike a Knicks Hat, Knicks win 5 in a row

Coincidence? Perhaps not. I don’t really care about basketball, but it’s a nice hat, and was a very nice gesture by my roommate Deb. I’ve worn it a few times and all of a sudden, the Knicks go on a winning streak. Go figure. Now their record is 12-21. All because of the hat.

At least that’s what my “Ask Yoda” tells me.

4 comments ↓

#1 Sir Charles on 01.12.06 at 6:07 pm

Coincidence? The only coincidence I see going on around here is you don’t like black people. I’m not talkin them sissy soccer players overseas. I mean you are like the whitest person walkin this planet.
I should throw you through a glass window and spit on your little girl.

#2 Mike on 01.12.06 at 7:23 pm

Hey, I’m no George Bush, and you, Sir Charles, are one of my favorite atheletes ever - and you’re from Alabama.

#3 Bill Walton'sTeeth on 01.12.06 at 8:21 pm

That was the worst execution of the snide comeback in the history of the Adventuresofmike franchise. Goodness gracious sakes alive you’ve just witnessed classic underachieving.

#4 Warren Gamaliel Harding on 01.12.06 at 10:41 pm

“America’s present need is not heroics, but healing; not nostrums, but normalcy; not revolution, but restoration; not agitation, but adjustment; not surgery, but serenity; not the dramatic, but the dispassionate; not experiment, but equipoise; not submergence in internationality, but sustainment in triumphant nationality…”

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